If You Only Have 1 Backup Hoodie
If You Only Have 1 Backup, You Actually Have 0 Hoodie – Uptime Outfitters
One backup isn’t a backup—it’s a gamble. This “If You Only Have 1 Backup, You Actually Have 0” hoodie makes sure the golden rule of sysadmins and homelabbers is loud, clear, and wearable.
With its bold, high-contrast design and cozy fit, this hoodie is perfect for chilly server rooms, late-night patching marathons, or just reminding everyone around you why redundancy matters. Warm, durable, and geek-approved, it’s uptime wisdom you can layer up in.
✅ “If you only have 1 backup, you actually have 0” bold typographic design
✅ Soft, heavyweight fabric for warmth and comfort
✅ Front pouch pocket + adjustable drawstring hood
✅ Perfect for sysadmins, IT pros, and data hoarders alike
✅ From Uptime Outfitters – because downtime isn’t an option
Because backups aren’t optional—and neither is staying comfortable.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Uptime Outfitters
- Email: contact@support.uptimeoutfitters.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
If You Only Have 1 Backup Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|