Silence is Golden Desk Mat
Silence is Golden Desk Mat – Uptime Outfitters
Every sysadmin and homelabber knows: real silence isn’t golden—it’s terrifying. Keep your battlestation humming with the “Silence is Golden, Unless It’s Your Server Fans” desk mat.
Sized at a spacious 15.5" x 31.5", this oversized mat gives you plenty of room for your keyboard, mouse, and maybe a few stray Raspberry Pis. The smooth fabric surface keeps your mouse gliding, while the non-slip rubber base locks everything in place—even during late-night troubleshooting marathons.
✅ Oversized surface for full desk coverage (15.5" x 31.5")
✅ Smooth fabric top + non-slip rubber base
✅ Durable and easy to clean
✅ Designed by Uptime Outfitters – because downtime isn’t an option
Because when the fans stop spinning, that’s when you really start to worry.
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Uptime Outfitters
- Email: contact@support.uptimeoutfitters.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.