401: Unauthorized Hoodie
Access denied. Credentials missing. The “401: Unauthorized” hoodie is your new favorite security layer—because sometimes, admin rights are required just to talk to you.
With its bold Access Denied banner and clean, code-style typography, this hoodie turns classic HTTP humor into everyday sysadmin armor. Warm, durable, and unapologetically geeky, it’s the perfect fit for long shifts in cold server rooms or for fending off unauthorized social interactions.
✅ “Access Denied – 401: Unauthorized” bold print
✅ Ideal for sysadmins, network engineers, and security pros
✅ From Uptime Outfitters – because downtime isn’t an option
Because some people just don’t have the right permissions.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Uptime Outfitters
- Email: contact@support.uptimeoutfitters.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
401: Unauthorized Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|