Silence is Golden T-Shirt
Silence is Golden T-Shirt – Uptime Outfitters
Every sysadmin and homelabber knows: silence is great… until your rack stops humming. This “Silence is Golden, Unless It’s Your Server Fans” tee celebrates the one sound that means everything is running as it should.
With a bold server rack graphic and crisp text, this shirt is perfect for late-night lab sessions, office flexing, or just explaining to non-IT friends why fan noise is basically white noise for sysadmins. Comfortable, durable, and geek-approved—it’s uptime you can wear.
✅ Perfect for sysadmins, IT pros, and homelab hobbyists
✅ Available in multiple sizes and colors
✅ Designed by Uptime Outfitters – where downtime isn’t an option
Because if your server fans are quiet, you’ve got a problem.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Uptime Outfitters
- Email: contact@support.uptimeoutfitters.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Silence is Golden T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|